A Delicious Dose of Reality

Ohmisfortune Cookies

Bad news never tasted so good.

Sarcastic, darkly humorous, and unexpectedly honest messages wrapped inside a crisp fortune cookie.

What Is an Ohmisfortune?

Ohmisfortune Cookies replace predictable inspiration with original, sarcastic, darkly humorous, and brutally honest messages.

They make memorable gifts, conversation starters, party favors, retail products, and reminders that sometimes the truth is funnier than good fortune.

Perfect for

Gifts   •   Parties   •   Coffee Shops   •   Bookstores   •   Offices   •   Special Events

Place an Order

Email us with your name, requested quantity, pickup or shipping preference, and any special requests.

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We will reply with current pricing, availability, and order details.

Custom Ohmisfortunes

Planning a birthday, wedding, office gathering, family reunion, divorce party, corporate event, or another special occasion?

Ask about customized messages created specifically for your event.

Wholesale

Coffee shops, bookstores, gift shops, breweries, and other retailers can contact Ohmisfortune LLC for wholesale pricing, packaging, and display options.

Ingredient and Allergen Notice

Ohmisfortune Cookies may contain common allergens, including wheat, soy, and eggs. A complete ingredient list is available upon request.

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